A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus.

“A ‘martini,’ you mean?” asks the bartender.

Incredulously, the Roman says, “If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for it.”

—Word of mouth jokes cannot be beat. (via danisnotofire)
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